Are You Ready To Vote?

Somewhere in all of us is the power to change the world.

Are you ready to vote, or have you already voted? If you voted early, you are fifteen shades of awesome! Bring it in for a high five! I don’t get why anyone wouldn’t vote. No, really, why would you choose not to vote in this election or any presidential election? 

Even if you hate both candidates—I know hate is a strong word, but there are so many strong feelings in this election that I’m going to go ahead and use it—surely there is a candidate you hate slightly less than the other.

I’m guessing that most of us now know who we are voting for. If you’re still undecided, ask yourself: Which candidate would best protect the citizens of the United States in case of…say…an alien invasion or a zombie apocalypse? Who would remain calm and form a plan of action, and who would succumb to the siren song of zombie brain-eating or alien probing? For me, the answer is obvious. And yes, I probably could have come up with better criteria for choosing the next POTUS, but it’s early; my caffeine intake is still low, and I promise I put more thought into my vote than considering a World War Z situation.

Zombies and aliens aside, don’t sit back and not vote this year of all years. Sometimes elections are decided by just a handful of votes, and you never know; yours could be the one that pushes your candidate to a win.

So set aside some time to vote and proudly wear your “I Voted” sticker. On a side note, am I the only one who thinks we should get a hotdog instead of a sticker? This IS America, you know.